Werkend

The end of the traditional work week wherein the work continues over Saturday and Sunday.

She: dude we gonna hang tonight?
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!

Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space

by Barec2 April 27, 2014

Werkend

A weekend that you've put in a lot and/or too much werk.

Whether it's dancing, being forced to engage in chatty meaningless conversations, or a dealing with an inappropriate amount of sass from strangers.

"I can't feel my legs anymore thanks to that god damn dance floor. What a werkend." - Fancy Nancy

"Trying to get out of this werkend with fancy nancy because she talks too much about the colors of her bathroom tiles and there's only so many things I can say about tiles, ugh." - Fancy Nancy's neighbor

by D-Eazy105 July 5, 2017

Werkend

Working for bellends who think Saturday and Sunday form part of the working week

Sorry I need to work this werkend *sigh*

by Burrito Chooch December 31, 2020

Werkend

Being scheduled to work on a "weekend" (Saturday and Sunday) thus prolonging the work week - unfortunately your "week" has not come to an "end" but continued with the gruesome task of being at work; In most cases you can confirm it is the Werkend by the lack of management or employees that have suckassitis

Chelsea: It's our weekend to work already?
Sam: Unfortunately it is our Werkend.
Chelsea: Stewart never has a Werkend....
Sam: Thats because Stewart has Suckassitis
Chelsea: Well Id much rather have a Werkend then Suckassitis.
Sam: Me too....Me too...

by ScreenDoor-Junkie November 12, 2021

werkend

Either a weekend or any day after working hours. The time after work has ended.

Let's get together on the werkend for some games!

by Secretz0rz0r March 9, 2022

Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

avetard weekend

For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard

An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.

by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019