by barec2 May 23, 2009
Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.
A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?
Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.
Fan 1: AG?
Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.
Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.
Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.
Fan 1: AG?
Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.
Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.
Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
by barec2 November 11, 2011
When multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.
Him: Hey'd you get my last text?
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.
by barec2 January 25, 2009
The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 19, 2011
The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
A feeling or precognition that as you enter a room someone or several people have been talking smack on you behind your back.
Guy 1: Dude it was totally jacked-up I walk into the conference room for our staff briefing this morning and everyone just quieted down like I wasn't in on the secret. I'm not trying to be paranoid but.....
Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
by barec2 April 29, 2009