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Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the FOTYmug. She: dude we gonna hang tonight?
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!
Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!
Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space
by Barec2 April 27, 2014
Get the Werkendmug. When multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.
Him: Hey'd you get my last text?
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.
by barec2 January 25, 2009
Get the Cross-textingmug. A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.
Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.
Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
by barec2 April 29, 2009
Get the Cheater-Sensesmug. by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the DGBTTmug. The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 23, 2011
Get the Retail Epilepsymug. Joe: Hey hon why don't we watch Glee?
Mary: I thought you hated that show?
Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!
Mary: I thought you hated that show?
Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!
by barec2 January 6, 2014
Get the celebuttrymug.