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Non-specific plans to hang out.
Loitering, hanging out, or strolling with friends, waiting for something good to happen.
From the word "wander"
(Pronounced wahn-Grrr-in)
Loitering, hanging out, or strolling with friends, waiting for something good to happen.
From the word "wander"
(Pronounced wahn-Grrr-in)
H: What are you doing saturday?
C: I was going to wangerin the mall with Emily
H: Sounds good!
B: Man, we need to make better plans.
C: What's wrong?
B: We always end up wangerin to no end.
C: I was going to wangerin the mall with Emily
H: Sounds good!
B: Man, we need to make better plans.
C: What's wrong?
B: We always end up wangerin to no end.
wangerin by Jim McKennery January 10, 2008
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wandering mongoose
The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.
Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?
Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.
Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.
Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
wandering mongoose by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008
Wandering Monster
One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.
Wandering Monster by Woñs March 16, 2012
wankerfag
A wankerfag is a prissy, screechy, whiny little Beta male who thinks he knows everything and is obnoxious to the nth degree. He gets on everyone's tits with his know-it-all attitude. This person is despised by all who know him and he knows it. BBC ornithologist Bill Oddie would be a prime example of a wankerfag.
"Did you see the TV programme last night about the starlings?"
"No I didn't. Who was the host?"
"Hmmmm, Bill Oddie I think."
"Oh no! Glad I didn't watch it now. I can't abide that tossy little wankerfag."
"No I didn't. Who was the host?"
"Hmmmm, Bill Oddie I think."
"Oh no! Glad I didn't watch it now. I can't abide that tossy little wankerfag."
wankerfag by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016
Wankersaurus
Someone who has an unrestible urge to masturbate and achieve a full orgasm but is unable to due to circumstances
Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.
John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
Wankersaurus by Saggie nips December 19, 2017
Brazilian Wandering Spider
A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.
Brazilian Wandering Spider by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020