Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

velching

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

by VelcherKing June 15, 2018

Veitch

Pronunciation{veech}

–noun
1. a person or thing that can melt your skin on contact
2. the area of skin meltation
-verb
3. to melt the skin of another on contact

{Origin: 1325–75; ME vei(c)che < AF; OF veicce (F veisce) < L vicia}

—Related forms
Veitchlike, adjective

1. Don't spill that acid because it will veitch you.
2. This is where the veitch occured.
3. Please don't veitch me, I won't do it again.

by JHJ December 15, 2008

vultcha

a fowl bird from the city of phoenixville who swoopes down on his "prey" with enormous wings and carries them to where they belong (most likely a BFI dumpster)

-"CAA CAA BITCHES"
-"Look at my wings"
-"Thats piss poor"

by sdotm March 3, 2003

velch

To vomit while attempting to belch and then, due to laughter, expel the vomit through the nasal passage causing an intense burning sensation. Synonym: blurp.

Come on Claire. Just because Jim's brother velched during his best man speech doesn't mean the whole wedding was ruined.

by Jest Magazine March 20, 2005

Vultch

The act of violent or angry dry humping. Often with a younger or even underage partner.

Mike: ¨so do you think I should vultch with this 16 year old, or just get high?

by the skeezer May 12, 2010

vultch

verb, short for 'to vulture'. when a guy scopes out the drunk girls left at the end of a party, and corners them.

'look at tyrone, he totaly vultching on that blond'
'yeah he gonna get lucky tonite!'

by x-qwiz February 10, 2006