Vampires Kiss

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.

“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”

by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020

Vampires

Sexy, beautiful creatures who can seduce anyone into getting their blood sucked by them.

"I come to suck your blood!" |:>
"Sure! Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?..." ;)
"...???" /:|

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 20, 2003

Vampiresexual

One who is attracted to vampires.

Team Edward would be vampire sexual, while Team Jacob would be lycanthrosexual.

Tanya loves Edward so she must be vampiresexual

by SlytherinAngel May 4, 2010

Vapious

Pointless, empty, depressing, inane

”A life without children is vapious” - Andrew Tate

by LetumBULB July 10, 2022

fagotus vampirus

A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.

Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.

by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009

Sparkly Vampires

SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.

"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."

by jebuscrust April 14, 2010

gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2

look at steve and jeff go at it

by max December 9, 2004