Unemployment Back 

A condition in which one's back hurts from sitting at a computer for 12 hours a day job hunting online.

"All of this job hunting has given me unemployment back."

Unemployment Back by Mandy D. M December 14, 2006

unemploymentating 

This is a portmanteau of "unemployment" and "marinating" meaning to simmer or bask oneself in unemployment for a short period of time.

Greta was clearly unemploymentating after being laid off, as she had made little effort at searching for another job.

unemploymentating by gretav2 December 27, 2009

unemployed 

To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.

Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.

"Mate, we're gonner get UNEMPLOYED tonight!"
"What a good idea, Charles"

unemployed by defiti June 11, 2006

Unemployment 

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.

"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."

Unemployment by OB August 29, 2005

Unemployeed 

When a company loses a large number of employees.

That company just got unemployeed, when half the staff quit.

Unemployeed by Anonymous 72636637 July 12, 2019

Unemployed faggot 

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Nxstyxgrxnde is an unemployed faggot

Unemployed faggot by Trimia March 11, 2021

Cyclically Unemployed 

A girl who has not had a man in her life in a long time or ever. She is ready for a man. Her mind is always thinking about where she can find a man. She is in search for a dating life and is open to a lot of guys. She may perceive herself as being of low value.

Christina is cyclically unemployed due to her willingness to put up with John’s low value behaviors. She is still showing dedication to him despite the normally unattractive behaviors.

Cyclically Unemployed by faidel207 April 15, 2020