unemployee

Someone who recently had a job, but lost it in this depressed economic climate.

There are too many unemployees up in here.

I'm an unemployee of GM.

by ESLer June 11, 2009

Unemployee

Butster done fired they asses

I'm a unemployee because of buster.

by Petersdragon@trailsinthesand August 13, 2019

Unemployer

The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.

Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance package! I can't quit cause I need to collect Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is WACKED!

by Chi Lai March 3, 2009

unemployment boyz

A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank

"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville

by GeekALot October 14, 2020

unemployment guilt

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.

"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."

by Shaker'n'Mova May 11, 2009

Senior unemployment moment

Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.

After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.

by Phiddy January 5, 2010

unemployment beard

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

by gibberling October 13, 2007