Umpire

Best player from Mumbai Indians, the greatest ever who won them all trophies

Oh those are mumbai indian's 12th, 13th and 14th players, the umpires

by Nodeemroyan March 27, 2021

Umpified

Dumbfounded to the point of not knowing how to respond or proceed, by someones stupidity, lack of reasoning, thought process, common sense, etc

When i get to the traffic light, do i make a right or a left, i was umpified when he said "yes"

by JoeSkool247 April 5, 2025

afl umpire

a cunt on an AFL field wearing ones team colours and not the others

Mate 1: Hey!, who is that cunt on the field giving free kicks to Richmond

Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire

by lashedwalnut979 August 4, 2018

Sexist Umpire

A last-resort term used desperately to insult a male who is defeating a female fairly and squarely in a debate or an argument. Popularized by tennis champion Serena Williams.

Carl: Ur mom gae.
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Maria: Heyyyyyy... you're being a sexist umpire!!!
Crowd: Oof... shots fired
Carl: *retreats in order to salvage what dignity he has left*

by H3H3FupaLord October 12, 2018

Scrumdilly’umpishness

When you go to open a box of lucky charms with a blunt in hand.. next to a fire... loving life.
That, my friends is scrumdilly’umpishness.

I’m walking towards the kitchen.. stoned... then, I suddenly find a box of scrumdilly’umpishness.

by BitchI’mFromTheLand September 1, 2019

Internet Umpire

Sathish is a boy from Chennai who is well known for his social name internet umpire which is a twitter entertainment account , he a exiquisite love towards team Chennai super kings and its player's

Wow I dint believe that word reeks a heisenberg out of me

Heisenberg is a person who make cricket more intresting using his sarcastic tweets

Internet Umpire makes cricket more intresting by his sarcastic tweets

by Jobless Typer ! December 13, 2020

alphabetical umpire

bumpire: Someone who monitors da activities of moochers and vagrants, uneven surfaces, or people's posteriors
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin

gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling

Other examples of alphabetical umpires include:
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs

by QuacksO April 15, 2021