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Umpire
Fat guy who wears blue in a baseball game and can’t make one right call in his life and as Blinde as a bat
Umpire by TheAmericanUrban June 19, 2018
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In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots
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Umpires are blind
Umpire
Bottom of ninth two out runner at 3rd score 4-3 away team. Batters up 2-2 count ball right down the middle “BALL” the pitcher yelling at umpire for that. Another example, 2-2 count game on the line batter sees a pitch in the dirt. Umpire “STRIKE THREE YOUR OUT” why umpires are the worst part of baseball
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Umpire by Nodeemroyan March 27, 2021
umpire decision referral system
Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.
*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.
umpire decision referral system by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009
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