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Fat guy who wears blue in a baseball game and can’t make one right call in his life and as Blinde as a bat
Hey Look it’s an Umpire!!
by TheAmericanUrban June 19, 2018
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the person who stays at the stash house and watches the drugs. usually cocaine/crack.
yea im the umpire i chill at the crib and watch the base.
by $pazz April 06, 2003
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A person who referees baseball games and enforces the rules; usually does not have a girlfriend because they are too busy fucking up games.
My brother, Brent: "Man, I need a girl. I've been invited to two weddings and I have no one to go with!"

Me: Girls don't dig umpires.
by SmartAssKate June 18, 2005
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In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots
Mate the umpires blind, he pinged me for holding the ball when I didn't have chance to get rid of it.

That umpire's a stupid White Maggot
by 2384 January 21, 2008
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A person who fucks a team over a bad call.
Bottom of ninth two out runner at 3rd score 4-3 away team. Batters up 2-2 count ball right down the middle “BALL” the pitcher yelling at umpire for that. Another example, 2-2 count game on the line batter sees a pitch in the dirt. Umpire “STRIKE THREE YOUR OUT” why umpires are the worst part of baseball
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by Hunter416 January 17, 2020
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