Umpify

a. in slang terms, to "own"
b. paradoxically, it is its own definition e.g., to umpify is to umpify.
c. Inspired by the UMP in the game Counter-Strike, the act of firing the UMP is considered "to umpify"
d. Firing an UMP in general
Umpify that shit.
by RPGenius7 July 22, 2010
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Umpified

Dumbfounded to the point of not knowing how to respond or proceed, by someones stupidity, lack of reasoning, thought process, common sense, etc
When i get to the traffic light, do i make a right or a left, i was umpified when he said "yes"
by JoeSkool247 April 05, 2025
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