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13th stepper 

Someone who goes to 12~step meetings for the purpose of finding a 1~night stand.
Her friends warned her that he was a 13th stepper. There's plenty of them.
13th stepper by Starchylde June 8, 2016

13th reason 

meaning you've seen something so horrible, so disgusting, so horrendous, so offensive, you want to kill urself.
p1: oh yeah, have you seen those millennials on TikTok?

p2: oh my god yes, they're my 13th reason
13th reason by lemm0ns13 June 10, 2021

13th December 

the most gorgeous and amazing people are born on 13th December they have the best eyes and kindest heart to love a very lucky person they also have a great booty
my friend: wow your girls hot
me: i know it’s because she’s born on the 13th December
13th December by coolbro1312 November 7, 2019

13th of December 

13th of December, If you were born on this day you are the most hottest person in ir friend group. Everyone wants to be like you they just don't want to tell u thay talk about how pretty u are All the time
Ik why ...... is so hot she/he was born on the 13th of December
13th of December by anonymous November 4, 2020

13th of July 

Anyone born on this day is caring and will do anything to make people they care about happy. They are also fun loving, energetic and up for anything.
People born on the 13th of July are absolute legends.
13th of July by Holden Tudiks November 4, 2020

13th November 

Where you kidnap a random friend and hug them
On the 13th November I better kidnap my friend
13th November by BaldMartin November 12, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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