Top definition
The masturbation session before a party full of attractive women.
"I had an umpicorn before the no pants party so I don't act too thirsty"
by bigdaddyupicorn November 30, 2016
Get the merch
Get the umpicorn neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the mug
Get a dirtpilled mug for your grandma Rihanna.