Textsation

When two people are texting back and forth about an important topic of conversation. Something you should/could call the person about. It involves over 160 character texts and multiple texts.

Text 1: I think we should break up
Text 2: We are not having this textsation right now.

Other: Breaking up, dating, sex, global warming, etc.

by Alyssa James March 9, 2009

Premature textulation

The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it

Text: "Are you goi"
Reply: "WTF?"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"

by Anonymooski July 10, 2010

A textuationship

A talking stage long distance or via game in which the parties have never met but a committed with eachother

Sam : we talk alot over text but we're not dating

Mila : so you're in a textuationship

by Spacemuffins September 19, 2023

premature e-textulation

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.

Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.

by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010

lost in textlation

When sacarsm, humor, wit, emapthy, apathy, and really just everything gets twisted, lost, confused, royally screwed, and taken too far via texting and/or sexting.

Emoticons are a lame ass way to make this easier.

Jen's morning after text to Steve: "Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you last night that I have Herpes."

Jen...still waiting....wondering why Steve hasn't called.

Jen should've used a smiley face to prevent her "humor" being lost in textlation. :)

by soggywhitebread April 8, 2011

tituational comedy

n., when a humorous situation escalates into the accidental or intentional use of breasts to fuel physical comedy

Guy A: Hey, did you see the latest episode? You know, where that guy totally grabbed that girl's boobs?

Guy B: Yeah, I kinda thought it was an excess of tituational comedy.

by UnlovedByEditors November 24, 2013

Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"

I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship

by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017