The art of deciphering a cell phone text message into proper English language.
The act of rendering an interpretation of an abreviated from of the written language or communication into a more understandable and proper form of the written language.
The act of rendering an interpretation of an abreviated from of the written language or communication into a more understandable and proper form of the written language.
I received your message but obviously missed something in my txtlation of it since I had absolutely no clue what you we're talking about.
by Kaizen523 March 3, 2010
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a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
by cardonick November 13, 2015
Get the textationship mug.When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
by BigDicNic November 20, 2016
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Get the Textation mug.Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.
1. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop and buy a new bra because the one I had on was creating a real tituation for me.
2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.
2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.
by yomoniker March 24, 2009
Get the tituation mug.The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply
Common situation of textration:
(Over text)
Guy: "Hey whats up?"
Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"
Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"
Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"
Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"
(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)
(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."
10 more minutes
Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."
(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
(Over text)
Guy: "Hey whats up?"
Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"
Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"
Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"
Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"
(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)
(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."
10 more minutes
Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."
(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010
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