Twatbarrier

Someone's inability to get their ticket ready for a ticket barrier, then spending the next minute faffing around trying to find said ticket while blocking the barrier, hence becoming a barrier themselves.

'' Oi mate, next time get your ticket ready, you twatbarrier''

by Wiggybe May 22, 2017

twatbuggery

1. Literally, it means to stick it in the cunt and call out ass. Functionally, it means to pretend to be a lot cooler than you actually are.

"Dude, you fucking suck! You told me you got an IBM computer, but all you got is a fucking Compaq! You fucking twatbugger!

by Qwleo April 27, 2005

Twatbadger

A sly untrustworthy person.

I got served by this right twatbadger at the car showroom, I think I might have got fucked over big style.

by Spongmonkey July 23, 2010

Twatage

The amount of "cat" a girl accidentally exposes.

A brief glimpse in a thong, she's flashing about a "40 Twatage". Full on staring into the eye of the beast is known as "Maximum Twatage"

by SinisterFate February 3, 2013

twarbage

Garbage on twitter

Steph twittering a load of twarbage again...

by EasyLeesy March 13, 2009

twatsag

Over using Twitter with pointless, repetitive tweets.

He annoyed me with all his twatsag so I unfollowed him.

by able mabel August 14, 2009

Twattage Cheese

The most repulsive of the female species, so nasty you'd pull your worst best friend off it.

Dude, go grab Big Guns off that Twattage Cheese. She's had more cock than a urinal.

by heynow_1 June 30, 2007