twatbuggery

1. Literally, it means to stick it in the cunt and call out ass. Functionally, it means to pretend to be a lot cooler than you actually are.

"Dude, you fucking suck! You told me you got an IBM computer, but all you got is a fucking Compaq! You fucking twatbugger!

twatbuggery by Qwleo April 27, 2005

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Twatburger

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

Twatburger by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

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twatbuggery • twatbaggery

twatbaggery

Actions which are like those of a twatbag

A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery

twatbaggery by Sir twaty January 16, 2010

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twatburger

The item served with a verbal slap to the face and a side order of curly pubic fries.

"I didn't order this, you twatburger!"

twatburger by The Mitchell January 4, 2005

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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