tardo lardo

Derived originally from the store Cargo Largo, it means an overweight mentally handicapped person.

TJ is such a wankin' tardo lardo.

by BShizznatch July 1, 2005

tardo

Similar to wordretard/word. A word conglomeration /word of a retard and an wordidiot/word.

Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

tardomhood

where you live in a land of idiocy and you can't see what's plainly in front of you.

when you don't see that you and your boyfriend are totally cute.
shelly, you live in tardomhood.

by schnyzenheimer germania December 21, 2006

TardoDanger

A place, a thing or a person, that is completely retarted and dangerous.

As jim was walking to the store to get himself a 40oz, he ran into tardodanger along the way.

by Homage October 26, 2010

tardophobia

The fear of being late.

People who get things done on time suffer from a serious condition called tardophobia.

by My Many Me's August 17, 2016

Tardon

Another word for 'buttox , arse , butt

Excuse me miss but "pardon you're tardon please"

by Heexxhee May 26, 2020

Twarton

To kick violently in the abdomen or groin

I am gonna Twarton Jamal at the strip club. Hopefully he doesn’t twaton me back

by Thatrandomhobo March 2, 2022