Lardo

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

by Optomon October 31, 2003

Lardo

A fat cat who Just wants more food. Will scratch at your door until her/he gets its food usually is really cute and fat and likes to get petties. BUT REALLY FAT

I love my cat she’s such a little lardo

by Urban man 69 June 12, 2020

lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.

Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Lardo

A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.

Hay mummy what's that thing?
Stay away from it. It's a lardo

by Anon35465465 October 28, 2013

lardo

An extremely lazy person who usually has a tendency to eat and lounge around like a lard.

Cammie: Sydnee is such a lardo.
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!

by Cam France March 31, 2008

Lardo

Rayelle

Rayelle is Lardo

by Paigescott51103 November 20, 2017

lardo-style

The action of hand cuffing a significant other to bed and eating there ass like a gusher.

Yo did you hear about Joe? He did it lardo-style with his girl last night.

by _yourtypicalidiot December 15, 2021