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Lardo
A fat cat who Just wants more food. Will scratch at your door until her/he gets its food usually is really cute and fat and likes to get petties. BUT REALLY FAT
Lardo by Urban man 69 June 12, 2020
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Lardon • Lardo • Lardosaurus • Lardosis • Lardo-bum • Lardo-licious • lardo-style • lardo the clown • lardog • Lardoggery
Lardo
A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.
Lardo by Anon35465465 October 28, 2013
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Cammie: Sydnee is such a lardo.
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!
lardo by Cam France March 31, 2008
lardo-style
lardo-style by _yourtypicalidiot December 15, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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