twadge

A Females vagina.(Minge, Fanny, Twat).

Mrs Smith has a very wide twadge

by James Stoddart April 25, 2005

Twade Goods

The mispronuciation of the phrase Trade Goods. Often by inbred people and foreigners.

Would ye like any twade goods.

by Louie Kay September 4, 2006

twaddy

A combination of the gay slang terms "twink" and "daddy." Often used when referring to someone with the slender, boyish features of a twink, but manly stature or demeanor of a daddy.

God, I was browsing the local Grindr the other day and came across this super hot twaddy who lives only 3 miles away.

by GayCthulhu January 16, 2018

log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

by freddie mama January 18, 2011

twadge

The wet hole located in between a female's legs. Is sometimes referred to as a cadge.

So we were at it the othen night right, and then she...(interruption) What was her twadge like?

by Andy Twadger May 16, 2007

twaddly

A condition of the genitals (e.g. vagina, balls, and/or cock) and outlying skin folds in which it feels excessively moist to the touch and/or smells bad.

"Martha Stewart has one twaddly gooch."

by m3690 March 27, 2009

Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.

Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011