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kentucky turnstile

A certain pile of dead bodies.
"Jus' walk on trough that ther' kentucky turnstile to git on that ther' train."
by TrikyDickyAintPicky February 16, 2017
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turdshine

to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.
"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."

"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
by theantilulz November 5, 2011
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turpey thigh

Widely contested as the region from buttocks to ankle, or lower calf muscle, the turpey thigh. Strong and stout, clean, smooth lines of muscler formations. Viewed in many cultures as the most important part of a women, usually upper echelon and wealthy.
Mm mm mmmmm... look at those turpey thighs... damn!
by turpey_lovin_fool January 30, 2015
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sprinkle turds

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.
I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.
by MomToKate September 27, 2010
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The Young Turds

A "news network" on Youtube that holds liberal opinions and is often overrun in the comments section by MRAs, college-aged liberals, fedora-wearing atheists, and other assorted numbskulls. TYT is often surprisingly short on intellectual content, and is made more banal by its staff members, such as:

Chunk Ogre - A mentally-challenged orangutan who disputes the historicity of the Armenian Holocaust, and is usually the first to talk about how lucky that 5-year-old boys who get molested by their female babysitters are. He tends to be overweight because his only exercise comes in the form of hand-waiving the notion that Islamic extremism is bad.

Ana Assparian - Gives the pussy-starved "nice guys" and MRAs in the comment section a reason to add a few more blisters to their tiny dicks and drool over something that isn't related to a congenital defect for a change. She expressed the sentiments of many regarding her co-worker Chunk when she yelled "Get off the stage, you fat fuck!" at Alex Jones.

John Iadorola - Sometimes make an appearance on TYT, but is more often spotted on "Think Tank," where he can be found doing the exact opposite. The hosts of this ironically-named segment can be found supplying deep and relevant information, such as "Do goats fake orgasms?" "How to tell if a goat is faking an orgasm," and "We asked goats to vote on what gives them orgasms: here's the top 10 responses."

They also have a bunch of other losers that nobody cares about.
The Young Turds (TYT) is the favorite source of news for those that are in college, but somehow have the reading and listening comprehension of a mentally-challenged, Red Bull-chugging goblin.
by dangitbobbeh August 6, 2016
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Tarps off

An invitation for one to take their shirt off. Usually between males.
"Yo, it's time for our 2v2 basketball game."

"Great, my team will go tarps off."
by LinguisticAnth217 October 1, 2012
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spoiled turds

Turds that have been sitting out for a while.
Something stinks, oh its those spoiled turds overthere.
by essaymcgee1 November 17, 2013
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