Turkin

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

by theZilla May 23, 2015

trupkin

When you stick your tongue up a car's ass. Created by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Creates a Word."

George: John, what were you doing last night?
John: Oh, I was just doing some trupkin.

by captain_e May 17, 2011

Tucking Nuts

Term used to describe the act of cross-dressing. Specifically Men adopting the appearance of Women.

I Thought that chick was smokin. turns out She was Tucking Nuts.

by The P.R. September 24, 2010

tuping

to misspell by means of typing failure

"dude, i love that haiestylr, it looks fantastic!"
"man stop tuping, it's giving me a headache."

by speller September 12, 2013

tucking in my shirt

per the ex mayor of NYC, when lying on the bed waiting for a blowjob, but caught with your hands in your pants, your excuse is "tucking in my shirt"

I was tucking in my shirt, after taking off the recording equipment (but before she took her clothes off)

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Fuck Tucking

The act of fucking someone into exhaustion, there by tucking them into bed. Can also be used in past tence such as: fuck tucked, fucked n tucked, fucked till tucked

Veronica : You look like you've been sleeping well.
Sally : Yeah, my boyfriend's been fuck tucking me in every night.

by LiL H<3rd January 1, 2018

Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.

Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.

by Toby Harding June 18, 2007