Tums antacid

A nasty ass reliever for those lovely heartburns

Bob: i have some heartburn mom.
Mom: oh let me give you some tums antacid.
Bob: do you want me to throw up asshole
Mom: thats it im gonna shove those tums up your rectum
Bob: noooooooooo

by Brownsock69 January 19, 2020

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Hum Tum

hum tum is everything, you n me....you being my rain drop and me being the sea....hum tum is that corner we share....the nights we talk for hours on the phone.....hum tum is you joking with me...playin with my hair...kissin me all nite...its the love we share...you and me..TO my PAgal Kandarp

hum tum should elope!

by HimaliKandarp September 25, 2004

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Fuck Tum

Means "fuck you" in the native language of Pakistan, Urdu. Used profusely by a certain belligerent and condescending resident of Ithaca, NY.

"Hey Mikhail, what's up?"

"Fuck Tum...arrrrgggghhhh"

by Grand Ayatollah al-Haji January 30, 2005

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D Tum

Donald Trump

D Tum and K Jo hung in P Gang. D Tum dangled, K Jo finagled.
D Tum = 0 K Jo = 1

by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018

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mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.

These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!

by araneaeee December 1, 2016

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tum to bum

1 the 'dropped' stomach feeling that you get when riding a roller coaster; 2 having an upset stomach where your food is passing from your stomach to your bum very quickly.
3. being so full after a meal, there is absolutely no more room left for another bite, every part of you is totally and completely full.

1. Whoo! That ride totally made me feel tum to bum.
2. After eating that old kfc and cole slaw we all were tums to bums.
3. Wow, that buffet was great! But now I'm just tum to bum.

by wilma roberta August 22, 2009

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