toilet tongue

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".

Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.

by Telephony November 22, 2010

Tongue

The tongue is an object in one's mouth, Its slimy, wiggly and wet. Without the tongue, a person may struggle to make noises and scream. A person can survive without it, but may have trouble finding pleasure in eating things.

"Pyper! What's in your mouth?"

"Aha, its just my wet, slippery tongue Alicia."

by fudge4153654 February 14, 2019

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

budgies tongue

Slang for a womans clit

She is so sexy i would love to lick her Budgies Tongue

by T April 16, 2004

thong

the word used in Australia, to define flip flops.

eh mate, where you get your thongs from?

by mint chip girl May 13, 2011

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

by Lunicus December 3, 2011

thong

A permanent wedgie that you will never get rid of

I can't seem to get this wedgie out...oh wait that's my thong.

by thonglover123 December 16, 2011