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absorbent

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.
"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"
by SPerrin October 16, 2008
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absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
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Absorbent Taco

Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.
This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.
by MyDadHitsMe October 24, 2017
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Socially Absorbent

The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.
When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.
by ihmjaww March 14, 2011
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paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 20, 2004
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absorbanent

An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.
The rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!
by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 13, 2008
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Plop Absorber

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.
Example 1:

Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."

Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*

Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.

>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*

Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.
by Cheesebreath101 May 9, 2011
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