When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 29, 2022
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trina: yes he does i will do anything for him
shameeka: yo thirsty ahh!
Shakeya: OMG he so fine. I just wanna take his dick and shove it down my throat
Rashad: Yo thirsty ahh
trina: yes he does i will do anything for him
shameeka: yo thirsty ahh!
Shakeya: OMG he so fine. I just wanna take his dick and shove it down my throat
Rashad: Yo thirsty ahh
by Dennis Speed December 12, 2012
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Guy 1: Man did you see Amber last night? She totally wants the D.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's so thirsty.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's so thirsty.
by captainjames January 6, 2014
Get the Thirsty mug.Pioneered by business school students who don't have class on friday like everyone else. Thirsty Thursday's is the worship of the gods of alcohol intoxication with limited consequences. Most important at colleges with a high commuter to on campus population ratio.
by AErrorist September 4, 2006
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I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007
Get the These pretzels are making me thirsty mug.A man who gets too scummy(drunk) and sexually harass all women. This may include groping, fondling, and being a sexual predator.
Tell me why i saw Thirsty Eddie at Transit almost get his ass kicked by a pimp for fondling his prostitute.
by da MoB March 13, 2008
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Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.
Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places
Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"
Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"
Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"
Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places
Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"
Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"
Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"
by Beautiful Garbage January 4, 2018
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