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queer bait for the not straight 

TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.

Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?

Straight From The Tap 

Drinking your partners piss stream
She pissed in the shower and drank it straight from the tap.

Straight from the bees

Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.

Straight out the bean 

Just out of prison. Doesn't matter how, just out.
"He's straight out the bean, still getting used to life outside."
Straight out the bean by gay bowser September 7, 2017

Straight off the dome 

The action off coming up with an original idea or answer.
Justin: Eric, how in the world did you ace that Calc test?
Eric: Easy, it was straight off the dome.

Straight to the pool room 

A catchphrase used to express the great value of a gift, prize or object. It was used in the 1997 film 'The Castle', where the main character Daryl Kerrigan (played by Michael Caton), says to gifts such as 'a samurai-sword letter opener' that this is going straight to the poolroom, implying it's so tremendously amazing. It should be preserved and safeguarded in a secure place, like a trophy.
Matiese's passion for game hunting, sparked interest in Taxidermy. The visualization to preserve a recherche' cadeau would be fine to go straight to the pool room beside the sword collection.