teatard

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010

teatard

someone who drinks so much tea, the become retarded

Bob: Lay off that tea man.
Phil: Why should I.
Bob: 2 times 2
Phil: Nail Sneaker Doorknob
Bob: You fucken teatard

by Dan Travis January 31, 2009

TeaTard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham. It was on this day Jim became a TeaTard.

by Kirks Monkey January 24, 2010

teatraitor

Member of the Tea Party, willing to shut down the government or financial default the country to get his way.

Teatraitors and their guru Ted Cruz talk of their love of country, but they tried to default the nation and bring on another Great Depression. With friends like teatraitors, we don't need enemies.

by Stevie from the Southside November 3, 2013

Textease

v: the act of text messaging someone in order to tease them in a playful way. Related to sexting though not exclusively sexual.

My boyfriend was such a textease all day!

by hydroxamate March 29, 2017

Teabeazer

An example of somebody who is such a huge liar, and will not hesitate to be savage and aggressive towards anyone. Also a nickname to call somebody ugly or marvelously stupid.

“That guy over is a huge teabeazer.”
“I found out one of the teachers cheated of Mr.Seny! what a teabeazer.”

by Iazaro November 29, 2022

Tealeaf

A thief (from Cavan, mean cavan bastards)

gareth game into the class and took emma's book but it was emma's, emma said gareth you tealeaf give me back my book i saw ya, ya prick

by Emma October 19, 2004