Rickie Tardis

When you are dating an SLP (Speech and Language Pathologist) who works with disadvantaged or special needs children and you cant be trusted not to drop the word RETARD so you come up with a proper alternative that she will have no clue what you are referring to until she finds this post.

noun: Dont be a Rickie Tardis!
adjective: Thats just Rickie Tardis! or "you fucking rickie tardis"

by Smarter than your average bear September 29, 2021

Reverse TARDIS

Like a reverse cowgirl, except the girl goes up and down making the "VWORP VWORP" noise.

Let's do a reverse TARDIS 'til you forget all about the time war!

by Cammersm June 15, 2011

TARDIS

1) Acronym for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Spaceship owned by the Doctor from Dr.Who, with the ability to travel through space and time. Takes the form of a 1950's British police box, although this is merely because the camouflage unit is malfunctioning. The TARDIS is also a lot bigger on the inside than on the outside, theoretically, it can be infinite in size.

2) A woman who sleeps around; who is "Bigger on the inside than on the outside"

"It's called the Tardis . . . . it can travel anywhere in time and space . . . . and it's mine!"

"Awh man! I regret sleeping with Jenny, last night! She's such a Tardis!"

by Morbo_Destroyer February 1, 2014

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

tardish

Originally coined by StormCyko, tardish is an extention to the english language and its words or acronymes by adding z to the end. It is most observed by young teenagers although most grow out of it in latter years.

lolz (as opposed to LOL)
omgz (as opposed to OMG)

by ASIO_BOB February 26, 2004

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

TARDIS munchies

when suddenly you can't stop eating and the only explanation is that you're interdimensionally bigger on the inside

"My TARDIS munchies made me ransack my entire snack cabinet...in a day"

by RobinF November 14, 2011