Sylvian

A very deep, caring person. She has a natural talent for many things, mostly subjects involving the use of her analytical mind. Mathematics. Science. However, she is also a creative soul, who enjoys growing her repertoire of skills through music, and can play many an instrument. Though she will never be Susan Boyle, her singing voice is soothing and even.

Unfortunately, not many are given a chance to see this creative side of her, as she is very shy and nervous in front of crowds.

A Sylvian also tries hard to forge deep and meaningful relationships, ones that last long and remain strong.
Also, much to everyone else's chagrin, a Sylvian has a large appetite, and eats alot, but her perfect figure remains.

Think of the shyest, happiest, smartest, and most talented people you know. Combine them and shove them in a hour glass figure that has no right staying so shapely with all the food it recieves.

Damn you and all your talent, Sylvian, and damn you for being able to have ice cream as well.

by Totallynotasarcastictone February 20, 2013

Sylvania

A depressing suburb of Toledo. It is full of shallow residents who's smug can be smelled in the air from 40 miles away. Once you've met a Sylvania resident, you've met pretty much all of them. There is no structured activity outside of sports related functions and binge drinking. It's school systems are beyond disfunctional. The only thing their schools praise is sports, because there is nothing else worth speaking of. The residents claim it is a diverse culture but most everyone sticks with one small social group among their own ideals and beliefs. There is an immense drug problem. Shady hoodlums can be seen walking the streets at all times of the day. I don't recommend starting a family here, unless you send your children to a private school.

If you are not a chizzled meathead, you will not enjoy Sylvania. Move away.

by Wesley Doodle July 31, 2011

Sylvanna

Generally presumed to be a lady, but don't be fooled by her feminine exterior. Underneath lies the heart of a wolf but she'll have body hair to match.
Prefers gingers, but if she hasn't scored by 3am, any man without a soul had better run or be mauled.
Loud and witty, with hilarious one liners, this girl will do just about anything for rum.
Can usually be found on the dance floor, but do not challenge her to a shot drinking competition, you will not win.
The queen of the girl racers.
Not shy about using garden tools in the bedroom.

I wish I was a Sylvanna
Has anyone seen Sylvanna? Oh there she is under that pile of hair...

by Saturnfly January 18, 2012

Sylvin

He god or the second to him let people win but keeps it secret

Sylvin of nature

by Sylvin for boy November 23, 2021

Sylvan Lake

Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.

sylvan Lake is where Central Alberta douche rockets go to breed stupid

by JeffersonDanger September 4, 2022

dirty sylvan

a man who eats birds then dinks paint thinner and has a sister named Beatrice the gets mommy's cigs

got get mom her mommy her cigarettes dirty sylvan

by sylvans crush May 23, 2022

sylvania kids

Stuck up kids who love to get drunk every weekend and buy the poorest vodka and drink natty. Also love to go to highschool sporting events drunk and usually get caught but will still party in diversion

"Hey wanna go get drunk later and fuck some sluts"
"Of course i mean we are Sylvania Kids"

by Rmoebi February 11, 2014