cato meteo selte

The best words to ever exist (it's basically selected weather chart in Italian cuz ✨italian✨)

Kid1 : CATO METEO SELTEEE
Kid2 : You seem nice, let's be friends

by i'msmary March 23, 2023

salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

by King Ninja March 3, 2004

Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.

John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.

by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008

seltering

random poses that mimic fitness model Jen Selter and her fabulous booty.

Her Instagram is full of pics of her seltering in the craziest places.

by justjen February 5, 2015

saltedsack

1)sperm on a nutsack.
2)when a man cums on his nutsack.
3)a tasty snack for your female partner.

1) i gave my bitch a saltedsack for lunch the other day.
2) my woman loves when i have a saltedsack.

by elias a. December 25, 2005

salter

Salter, a word referring to a jackass with nice qualities.

I like Bob, he's friendly. But he's a bit of a salter.

by yb1144 September 9, 2008

Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009