Senpai

Someone who will never notice you.

Wow! I hope senpai notices me this year!

by Senpai August 15, 2012

Mugi Senpai

Tsumugi Kotobuki (琴吹ことぶき紬つむぎ, Kotobuki Tsumugi), otherwise known as Mugi, is a wealthy, cheery, cute girl with a gentle personality who plays the keyboard in the band Ho-kago Tea Time. And is also

A GOLDEN GOD

BOW BEFORE THE GOLDEN GOD

MUGI SHALL SMITE DOWN ANY TROGOLODYTE HE SEES

“Hey mugi can you pass the tea”
“That’s Mugi Senpai to you Mario!”

by ThatoneLoli January 15, 2018

Senpi

Some motherfucking idiot who can't even spell senpai correctly

Jessica: O.M.G. Did you see Bob's abs?!?! He's def. my senpi!
Rob: I am going to bite my foreskin off because you somehow manage to spell senpi incorectly while talking

by TheeGodOflemonsUwU December 18, 2019

Sven

A dog who holds the power to singlehandedly end gaming week

If Sven dies this minecraft series ends

by Notmyrealname422 July 7, 2019

Senpai

A word many people who are just becoming weebs think means you are crushing hard on the target person, when in actuality means upperclassman or one who is older than you.

Incorrect:
I just want to sex him so bad because he is my senpai!
Correct:
Oh hey there senpai why are you down at the first year classrooms, being a second year, and all?

by Wattman June 7, 2018

senpei

When you spell Senpai wrong.

Did you... seriously spell Senpai wrong?

Senpai will never notice you now.

I love Senpei, wait I just spelled that wrong.

by What_are_you_looking_at January 7, 2017

sven patzer

Sven Patzer is the Elon Musk of the business world, but with better hair. He's a jack of all trades and a master of none, but that's because he's too busy inventing new ways to market his latest influencer campaign for Hickey Hack. He's like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears a suit and tie. If you want to take your business to new heights, just call Patzer and he'll make it rain profits. He supposedly also has a huge shlong.

Sven Patzer banged my girl then covered it up with his hickey hack concealer and joked about it on his podcast and wrote a book about it. She told me later he lasted less than 30 seconds.

by Ashleypp April 9, 2023