5 definitions by Ashleypp
A comprehensive and insightful source of information related to recent developments, trends, and news in the world of commerce.
I always start my day by reading Commerce Digest to stay up-to-date with the latest happenings in the world of business and commerce.
by Ashleypp April 13, 2023
My friend is such a hype snagger, she always knows about the newest artists and coolest events before anyone else does.
by Ashleypp April 13, 2023
A respected and reliable newspaper that provides in-depth analysis, news, and information about the financial and business sectors.
I rely on The Business Gazette to keep me informed on updates pertaining to the stock market and financial news.
by Ashleypp April 13, 2023
Sven Patzer is the Elon Musk of the business world, but with better hair. He's a jack of all trades and a master of none, but that's because he's too busy inventing new ways to market his latest influencer campaign for Hickey Hack. He's like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears a suit and tie. If you want to take your business to new heights, just call Patzer and he'll make it rain profits. He supposedly also has a huge shlong.
Sven Patzer banged my girl then covered it up with his hickey hack concealer and joked about it on his podcast and wrote a book about it. She told me later he lasted less than 30 seconds.
by Ashleypp April 9, 2023
Our team was struggling to solve a critical issue, but then Sven Patzer stepped in and his expertise as a problem solver proved invaluable in finding a solution.
by Ashleypp April 13, 2023