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A mysterious Australian with an opaque past. In this he is the personification his nations' character. Like some Emersonian Lord of the outback, he recreated himself anew from his own human clay. Even his original name is lost to history, so successful has his rebirth been. Time will tell whether his prior nature will reassert itself, or whether there is any prior nature to reassert.
A generally stable, witty, and cultured gentleman to know, but spiced with a dash of danger. His congenial personality belies the shadow of his tumultuous past.
<idali> Check out that pimp. He be stone cold svenmonkin' like a mofo, biatch.
by clarknova September 03, 2003
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Action Verb.
To shamelessly adapt your personality, beliefs, or attitudes in a shallow attempt at fitting in a crowd or getting in a pussy.
I was afraid that she would object to his racist attitudes and advocation of traditional gender roles, but he svenmonked his way into her pants.
by Craiggers September 02, 2003
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A charismatic and opportunistic intruder into another male's sexual territoriy. Generally referring to, but not limited to, IRC junkies who troll for cybersex in debate and discussion channels.
This goddamn svenmonk came out of nowhere, circumvented my cock block, and got webcam fuck out of three of my most valuable cyberhoneys.
See Also: Arch-Nemesis, Carpet Bag Pimp, The Mailman.
by sphen-munk September 02, 2003
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Who'ss the black private dick who is a sex machine to all the chicks.
SVENMONK!
Shut your mouth svenmonk!
by Sloth September 02, 2003
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An attention-whore who has a fetish for ferrets and wishes to dominate the world with his own army of them.
Mad scientists can be such svenmonks.
by imgod2u September 02, 2003
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A perve on the lowest branch of the sick fuck tree see CFNM
Oh, d00d, that is GROSS. Even a svenmonk wouldn't do that
by Popavalium Andropov September 02, 2003
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Cupie doll lips and swervytime hips, no-one can top the sexual supernova that is Svenmonk
I'm so excited, I think I just "svenmonked" myself
by paulypaulpally November 14, 2003
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