A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.
Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.
by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019
Get the Barbed Shrock mug.The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.
Me: Hello is this Chase?
Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is
Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.
Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.
Me: I see....(expletive)
Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is
Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.
Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.
Me: I see....(expletive)
by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010
Get the Surcharge Sodomy mug.(n) the sanctuary created when a man takes his scrotum, stretches it out, then manipulates his malleable manbag around a woman like a cocoon, providing stability, warmth, and shelter.
Don't worry girl, my scrocoon shall protect you from nature's fury.
You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.
You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.
by Rodney Rebar January 11, 2011
Get the scrocoon mug.Compressed, the names literal mean is sensory pleasure. But when you really look into the depths of "suroor" you'll know it's much more.
Suroor as a sense, is what u feel when you're in joy, when you're so knocked out of your senses, you're not aware of what's real and what's not. So yes. It's what u feel when u do mariujuana.
If you choose to name your child this exotic, strange, magnificent, I salute you.
In general, the name can be used for both genders. But who would want to name a boy, suroor? No man can ever live up to such a name. When you hear of Suroor, you will feel joy, pleasure in seeing the dear named such a peaceful and heavenful name.
Most suroor's are delicate China dolls. And if not, then are they really true suroor's?
A Suroor is said to be loved by all. Hated by none and ofcourse, a virgin until marriage.
Suroor as a sense, is what u feel when you're in joy, when you're so knocked out of your senses, you're not aware of what's real and what's not. So yes. It's what u feel when u do mariujuana.
If you choose to name your child this exotic, strange, magnificent, I salute you.
In general, the name can be used for both genders. But who would want to name a boy, suroor? No man can ever live up to such a name. When you hear of Suroor, you will feel joy, pleasure in seeing the dear named such a peaceful and heavenful name.
Most suroor's are delicate China dolls. And if not, then are they really true suroor's?
A Suroor is said to be loved by all. Hated by none and ofcourse, a virgin until marriage.
Natalia: could I have some heroin?
Zemzo: sure. There ya go *gives heroin*
Natalia: Aahh.. I feel so Suroor.
2nd example: the woman walked away with a sense of Suroor as her rights had been recognised.
Zemzo: sure. There ya go *gives heroin*
Natalia: Aahh.. I feel so Suroor.
2nd example: the woman walked away with a sense of Suroor as her rights had been recognised.
by Cloverfirelali03 May 13, 2017
Get the suroor mug.Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.
Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
by Ziekerz September 2, 2007
Get the This Toads the Wet Sprocket! mug.Past tense of succumbed, a brand new word coined by distinguished Princeton professor Cornell West, as heard on the Rush Limbaugh Show.
by Bobby Seals January 6, 2011
Get the surcame mug.a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.
by Richard Parker April 3, 2006
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