how i scroll

It is a spin-off of "this is how I roll"

Can be understood as this is how one browses the internet. Some keep a pet nearby, others eat chips!

This is how I scroll **holds cat lap**
Yeah I scroll with my pringles in one hand, mouse in the other.

by wirelesscable August 22, 2011

Sucrose Guardian

A sucrose guardian is a sugar mama or a sugar daddy which is older and richer than you. A sucrose guardian might help pay for college books, laptop, Playstation 2, games, clothes, internet, a watch, lab equipment, lab reagents, gallium, Indium, tin, bismuth, aluminum foil, a gold ring or gold coin or gold bar, silver coins or silver bars, gym membership, Supplements(like B Vitamins, magnesium, protein powder, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Modafinil,

Armodafinil, Kratom, Nutrament), research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, Prolintane, Flodafinil, a-PVP, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, IndanylAminoPropane, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). They also buy fish or they both go fishing for striped bass, porgey, and blue fish. The sucrose guardian buys the food and fruit and vegetables and chips and dip and beans and crabs and shrimp. The person who isn't a sucrose guardian will cook food. Sometimes the sucrose guardian will take the person to dinner or a movie or even travel to another country to see family or to have fun.

Tyler(29 years old): Hey Jenny!
Jenny(39 years old): Steps out of Maybach. Hey Tyler!

Let's go to eat crabs at a restaurant and later I'll get you a laptop.
Tyler: Sounds good. Then even later, it's sexy time!

Jenny: Awesome!

Tyler: By the way, I'm going to need another 2L round bottom flask, a 100ml graduated cylinder, 2 10ml graduated cylinders, 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'll get the extra gallium and aluminum foil. I'll also get groceries. My Bodega part time job might not be much, but it's something.
Jenny: Sounds good.
Tyler *thinking: (Jenny is my Sucrose Guardian)

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

scroll

To roll up a blunt with weed.

"yo you want me to scroll that blunt real quik?"

by Scroll Masta April 17, 2007

scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

by Yopinski March 23, 2012

Scrollitis

A phenomenon that occurs when browsing social media and refraining from commenting or clicking on 'Like' especially for posts that are enjoyable; scrolling past a post for fear of letting feedback be known.

You know you like it, y'all just want keep scrolling. You got that Scrollitis!

by Miller E February 20, 2015