blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed

I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night

by Fundo88 June 21, 2023

Slumpkin

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"

other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"

first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick

by fagelerino April 30, 2009

slumpkin

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.

by highfive March 7, 2008

Stumping

The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.

Also used in the -ed form

Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.

Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it

Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.

by YabingYang October 22, 2016

Sumpkin

Sumpkin the guy who eats peanut butter with his fist.

Person 1:Oh no it's him...

Person 2:Who?

Person 1:Sumpkin :'(

by Sumpkinwithroses April 15, 2020

stumping

Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.

His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.

Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.

by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012

Slumpkin

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.

"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."

by JohnnyPotSmoker69 July 27, 2009