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Strapped Up 

To put on a condom. Or keep weapons on your person
Sam: "Hey man, I hope you strapped up messing with that forest whore!"

Korey: "Oppsie daisy!"

Sam: "Damn man! Maybe you should lay off the drinking."

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Korey: "Oh shit watch out! Here they come!"

Sam: "Be cool man, I stay strapped up."
Strapped Up by Sam O November 16, 2006

Strapped Up Shawty 

A person that always has a gun on him at all times no matter where he is at..
I don't know if you want to run up on dude like that I heard he is Strapped Up Shawty.
Strapped Up Shawty by 404ATLHOE October 16, 2010

strapped in my kayak 

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.
I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

strapped with the dodie 

get fucked josh lmao strapped with the dodie

strapped down 

to get strapped down is like getting dicked down but with a strap-on
i want to get strapped down so badly😩

strapped for cash 

An awesome song by an awesome band (Fountains of Wayne).
"I'm just a little strapped for cash
Very temporary, don't you worry 'bout that"