Straightforward

When a guy has said to the people who decided they might have problems with him, his life, or the way he lives it in the future that they could let him know when and if they did at any time and anywhere, he's been straightforward with them. There's nothing coming from his ass or his yard, he said what he meant to say.

The guy is not a famous actor, musician, or athlete, so there's nothing glamorous going on in his life. He hasn't done a whole lot that wasn't straightforward with anything that was on his mind.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

straightface

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

by placebo! August 19, 2020

Straightcasimistic

When someone is not being sarcastic. They are being straightforward.

I couldn’t tell if Jimmy was being sarcastic or straightcasimistic.

by JahMay🧆 November 10, 2020

straightaphobe

A person of homosexual orientation who discriminates against and or tries to convert straight people in anyway shape or form

Stop being such a "straightaphobe".

by bigwilly13 January 11, 2014

Straightgay

A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!

NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!

Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?

Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!

by Chesspiece February 11, 2010

straightware

similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men

At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.

by Sexy Simian December 8, 2010

StraightSalvia

Salvia, in America is a legal hallucinogenic drug, the term "Straight-salvia" spelled as a conjunction "Straightsalvia" or in txt lingo "str8salvia" (verb) refers to someone who is slick, able to break the law without getting caught, sneaky, crafty.

literally "extending ones appendage in a manner that's reminiscent of the infamous salvia plant"

Straight-salvia (adjective) : crazy, on the edge, "out of base", on the brink of illegal activity

That shit right their is "Straightsalvia"

Wow now im impressed that's just "Straightsalvia"

by Mcflames October 30, 2009