smoonty

Smoonty is fucking great person to be around. The smoonties of the world are rare so cherish them.

Where is everyone? They're all hanging out with Smoonty!

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 30, 2017

soon™

The zenyte release date.

Superman: Dude, they finally announced the Zenyte release date
Jedzio: OMG, when is it?
Noele: soon™

by Noele111 February 5, 2019

Scoont

A mixture of three words: Coon (nigger), skank, and cunt. Ultimate insult to any female.

Damn, that chick you were hittin on last night was a nappy-headed scoont!

by chaosAD June 18, 2011

Spoonta

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands.

"She swallowed my spoonta"
"I would love to fill her with my spoonta"

by PG November 13, 2003

stoonchie

When your stomach is connected to your coochie.

IF you let your gal eat too many donuts she may develop a stoonchie.

by JustinWB82 March 28, 2022

SoonTM

Description of an event which will take place at an unspecified time, most likely never. Trademarked definition of soon

1 - Have you heard about the Elder Scrolls 6 game?
2 - Oh yeah, I heard it’s coming SoonTM

Friend 1 - Hey are you coming to the party?
Friend 2 who is not going to the party - Oh yeah man I’ll be there SoonTM

by Hrlajdbgktnebbaf August 31, 2020

Shoont

slang for shit or shoot. Used when someone refuses to do something. See example.

I don't wanna go to school mamma, Shoont!
or
Answer the door, Shoont!

by Chrystina January 9, 2006