An unhappy racist and non-influential narrow-minded male who needs a real life. And who probably has a gun. And no wife.
by common tater July 30, 2016
Get the swasticle mug.The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience
I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.
by Kevin R. Miller May 18, 2006
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(adj) Describing someone/something being smart, smart in nature. Ironically uses incorrect grammar. Usually used in an informal or joking fashion
"The girl read her smarticle answer outloud to the class."
"That was quite a smarticle maneuver, he thought."
"That was quite a smarticle maneuver, he thought."
by Matchless May 22, 2007
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Get the smarticles mug."Startledly isn't a word?!" He exclaimed startledly.
by Switzerland Rowingcanoe March 4, 2009
Get the startledly mug.noun. the weightless, invisible particulates that orbit the heads of intelligent beings. They roam freely in confined spaces where learning occurs. Although they 'can' exists together smarticales have the tendency to dissapate quickly when too many dumbons (dumb ions) are introduced into the environment.
Excellent people like Aaron Walker have the capacity to carry great amounts of both smarticles and dumbons at the same time! Courtney Hudson Rondo and DR. Nadine cannot have both!
Excellent people like Aaron Walker have the capacity to carry great amounts of both smarticles and dumbons at the same time! Courtney Hudson Rondo and DR. Nadine cannot have both!
by Genius Idiot Savant December 9, 2010
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