Hiney Mold

(noun) Referring to a person who is about as useful as the mold on which would grow on your hiney; useless. Sometimes exclaimed in anger, as a diss.
"You hiney mold! Why did you drop all the cards?!"
"My hiney mold of a sister was hogging the computer last night."
by Matchless May 08, 2007
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Smarticle

(adj) Describing someone/something being smart, smart in nature. Ironically uses incorrect grammar. Usually used in an informal or joking fashion
"The girl read her smarticle answer outloud to the class."
"That was quite a smarticle maneuver, he thought."
by Matchless May 08, 2007
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