Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!

Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!

by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

stanchy

A form in which someone looks dirty or smells raunchy

aka: someone who smells and looks like puke

“That bitch smells disgusting “

“ yeah man she’s stanchy “

by A&Ainc. January 29, 2018

Flap-Stache

A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.

The man tucked his flap-stache behind his ear so he could eat.

by PMoore630 July 28, 2009

Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.

Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.

by A. Massey March 10, 2019

stache

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

by Light Joker March 27, 2005

staching

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

by thewebguy March 7, 2005