porridge

british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system

porridge by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

Porridge

A person who typically eats inedible things. Soap, glue, drywall, mould, plastic bags, crystals, and etc.

"I want to eat that (inedible thing)."
"Don't do a Porridge."
"Fuck you."

Porridge by skittlewaggler October 21, 2022

like baby bear's porridge 

When something is so tasty and scrumptious it is best described in these words...

Lad A: well, those Nutella and bacon pancakes are so good man..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..

like baby bear's porridge by roadfighter June 24, 2016

porridger 

A clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around with his elbows out, he's a right porridger!

porridger by Misha T May 15, 2016

Porridge Brain 

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

Porridge Brain by yaboiacul November 25, 2019

Fanny porridge 

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

Fanny porridge by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

Ghetto Porridge 

Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.

I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.

Ghetto Porridge by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010