Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013

Skadoosh

the word said when you preform the wuxi finger hold, which is the act of holding one's finger with your pinkie held up, then bringing it down causing a fatal explosion sending the victim into the spirit world with bodacidy and awesomeness.

person 1 noooo! not the wuxi finger hold!

person 2 ah, so you heard of this hold?

person 1 *gasp* please!! dont do it!

person 2 skadoosh.

*BOOM*

by Dis nerd though February 23, 2017

rollerbladder sploosh

The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.

By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.

by artisplay August 5, 2023

Skadoosh The Booty

The act of engaging in anal fornication with a women.

Hey yo lurch you gotta skadoosh the booty

by ASAPyosh August 5, 2016

Sploosh

a smoothie but better Made with:
1 peach
1 bannanna
1/2 cup SCD Homemade yogart
1/4 cup honey

Like on Holes were Zero and caveman survive stranded in a desert under a boat. All they have is Sploosh to eat and drink.

by Kayla December 7, 2003

skadoosh

The act of being surprised, or cheated.

I was skadooshed on the freeway
-or-
Did ya see that skateborder skadoosh?

by Mr. Koli September 6, 2005

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010