Spladooshk 

Spladooshk is the word used to describe the large splash resulting from a great big dump. Spladooshk can also be used as an insult, someone can be as much use as a "spladooshk."

1. I've just been and had the hugest shit ever, it hit the water with a great SPLADOOSHK!!!

2. you're as much use a splash from a giant turd or spladooshk

Spladooshk by random ruffneck June 7, 2011

SPLATOOSHKA 

This word can mean anything you want it can be a sound it can discribe something it can even be yelled during orgasm

oh yes im cumming im cumming.... SPLATOOSHKA!

SPLATOOSHKA by MADMAN January 16, 2015

Spladoosh 

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.

Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”

Spladoosh by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011

spladooshcore 

The sound of your splashback, or turd reaching splashdown as it echoes round the bathroom or toilet, as you drop kids at the pool.

I'm gonna go listen to a bit of spladooshcore. Don't wait up.

Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?

spladooshcore by Grafyte December 20, 2008

Spladoosh 

The noise a really big rock makes when you throw it into water.

(Guy throws rock into lake)

"SPLADOOSH!"

Spladoosh by The Frenchman January 25, 2005

Spladoosh 

Spladoosh- (spluh-du sh) (verb) the act of ejaculating in which the ejaculate ejects in a high, viscous, volume

Bro 1: She made me pull out. . .

Bro 2: Did you spladoosh?
Bro 1: Yea, Bro 2, shit was everywhere, had to use two towels.

Spladoosh by rwcurtsinger January 19, 2020

spladoonkle 

Spladoonkle (v.); the act of laughing so hard you spit your drink out.

Dude! You just made me spladoonkle.

spladoonkle by Glavion July 9, 2017