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The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'
- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
by Barry Nomanstein November 05, 2013
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