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Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.
Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.
by Anonymous December 3, 2002
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Smackledwarfed

Meaning "Cheated" or "Fooled". First used by Spongebob, in the episode where him and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector.
That guy totally just conned us out of 50 bucks! We've been smackledwarfed!
by yukie October 6, 2009
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spackledorfed

to be swindled, or "done wrong"
I've been spackledorfed!
by derpfish September 27, 2010
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spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.
1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."
by Brando November 17, 2004
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Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.
"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."
by asswip'e October 19, 2007
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speckled cobra

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.
Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
by gross person January 3, 2009
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Birthday Spackle

Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!
Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!
by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010
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