smegmatite

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

by thecreator May 26, 2006

Smegma slap

A slap containing a delicious cheesy substance found between the edge of the foreskin and head of a dick. meant to humiliate/induce vomiting

I totally smegma slapped Steve.

by chuck-pee-cheese November 6, 2010

Smegma

Dick cheese.

I just finished reading the book "Smegma: It's not that bad"

by Nkos October 15, 2010

smegman

A superhero known for his smigma usage to protect the innocent and battle crime.

Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

snegal

sneaky but legal

The scheme to avoid detection should have been prosecutable but it wasn't because it was snegal.

by Puchin November 22, 2011

smegmasbord

That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.

Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?

Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!

by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016

Smegma Sunrise

The act of collecting smegma under the foreskin until there is a ring of it. Then when masturbating, holding the foreskin closed when ejaculating. Then as a punishment for stinky pussy, holding the foreskin closed while peeing to create a charged shot of smegma, cum, and piss onto the woman’s face.

That girls pussy was so stank I had to give her a smegma sunrise.

by Yvng_Sauce January 12, 2021