smeagol 

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

smeagol by urban asshole February 27, 2010

smeagol 

The act of convincing a friend to do something fun, when he or she clearly has other responsibilities and/or sleep to attend to. This strategy is often employed when seeking another player for a video game or board game.

Pete: "Dude, time for another round of Smash Bros."
Matt: "But it's 1am, and I still have two papers to write!"
Pete: "Come on, just one round! Chuck and Pat are in! *Smeagol voice* You knows you wants to..."
Matt: "Fine, you smeagoled me."

smeagol by DK64 February 8, 2014

smeagoler 

in reference to the character smeagol in The Lord if the Rings; a person who lurks, creeps, or wiggles their way into a situation or in order to get something.

That kid is a giant smeagoler. He is always THERE but nobody knows how he got there, who invited him; but no one really cares if he is THERE or not and no one cares enogh to make him leave.

I tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would'nt share.

smeagoler by Claire Penhale November 13, 2007

Smeggs

Another way to say sex

are you guys having smeggs?

Smeggs by ELLY HII November 23, 2020

ragging smeagol 

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

ragging smeagol by anti_personal November 21, 2009

smaggot 

A gay smurf

Papa Smurf tried to finger my ass...that smaggot!

smaggot by trimbandit October 15, 2003

smegged 

Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet

(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see

smegged by i<3smegma November 8, 2010