Skookie

Adjective: Skookie can be used to describe anything that is generally shitty.
Noun: A skooke is a person, place, or thing that is fucking lame.

Verb: Skookin can be used to describe someone who is trippin, lying, or being a fucking idiot.
Background information:
Derived from a word that describes people from the shithole that is Skokie, Illinois.

Bruh, I seent them skookie ass shoes in the payless last week. But only thru the window cause I definitely ain't never stepped footed in no skookie ass payless.

I saw a skooke walkin down the road with a skookie ass pair of J's.

Don't come to my crib if you gonna be skookin the whole time.

by Lezned Yelnats March 3, 2017

Ultimate Skorpian Nipple Twist

A tradition to see whether you were a pussy or a real man. The performer gets his hand into the spider bite position and with precision go straight to the middle of the victim's nipple. The performer pinches as hard he or she can and twists the skin around until the victim drops to the ground. The performer then adds in some of the nails to dig in even further to the victim's nipple (There is a chance that the victim's nipple tip can rip off if done incorrectly). Twist the nipple until the victim blacks out. If the man or woman is still standing he can join the tribe.

"Yo I'm grounded for a week man...."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 6, 2018

Sporkish

The state of not knowing how to feel, between emotions.

'How do you feel today?'

'I am sporkish'

by Richard Hempstock July 30, 2008

Storking

The newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. You then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. The weirder the location, the better.

Yo dude take a photo of me storking on this police car!

by storker July 16, 2011

sporking

to stab someone with a spork

that fucker is sporking everyone

by Joe fourpack October 20, 2008

Sporking

Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.

Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007

sorking

Pretending to be productive while actually screwing around on you computer during work hours.

When I walked by my secretary's desk she looked so hard at work, but then I caught my her sorking again when I walked up behind her and saw that she was playing on the internet instead of working on my letter that needed to go out.

by Conner Osborne May 15, 2005